Things that are pissing me off today:

• Snow, or rather lack of it. You promised, weatherman.
• People telling me they were rooting for “you” in the national Championship. Guess who wasn’t on the field???? any of us.
• mittens. its like asking a seal to use a can opener.
• baby pictures as Facebook profile pictures. if its you its false advertising (you’re not that cute anymore)- if its your kids, get a personality.
• skittles. because none are available