on my tumblr "greatest Hits" B wins the prize for most quoted
| Me: | Dilemma- go to u village and return things tonight, or go home and vacuum my house and give my dog a bath? One makes me money (back) the other involves sweatpants. therefore- torn |
| B: | ooh. I say go to U Village- because then you will fully enjoy the sweatpants and not wake up in a cold sweat thinking about stupid money |
| Me: | you are wise b-san |
| B: | haha chalk it up to life experience |
| Me: | I like it. here's the part that kills me- I have to take the bus home then jump in my car and drive back into the city |
| B: | yeah. sucky. But you'll feel better once it's done. It's always good to have a little breathing room in your bank account |
| Me: | or, non suffocating room- it will still be wheezy |
| B: | yeah |
| Me: | until FRIDAY! |
| B: | well, who says you can't wear sweats to U Village, piss off the uptight socialites. Also, might make you feel less cute, and less likely to re-spend money- double win. Although, if your sweats say "Juicy" or "Pink" across the butt, you'll fit right in |